achilles-alexander:

Call me vain but one of my personal development goals is to not be a draining person. I want people to feel listened to and refreshed after spending time with me.

honeyfawns:

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

jigglypuffsvevo:

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year

gayreinhardt:

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

legallychic:

chai or coffee? pastel or fluorescent? rainy mornings or sunny afternoons? brunch or late dinners? early raiser or all nighters? studying in a cafe or in a library?

andromedctonks:

ballets or musicals? art or literature? reader or writer? cafe or library? poetry or prose? art galleries or history museums? silk or velvet? regency or victorian? piano or violin? hardcover or paperback?

habeenki:

rb this with how long you’ve been on tumblr and what ur blog was initally about vs what’s it about now

lesbiandaydream:

little spoon or big spoon? satin or flannel? hot chocolate or tea? socks or slippers? kisses or hugs? blankets or pillows? white noise or asmr? midnight snack or glass of water at your bedside?

aposse:

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

you have heard of gaydar now get ready for

jonsoki:

kjellbergpie:

binoculars

Panoramic vision

person: please for the love of God stop moving
me: ok
me thinking: little do they know that I am literally incapable of stopping my constant motion. I must jiggle my leggy. there is no option of "stopping" for me. I haven't sat completely still in over 10 years.
All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don't go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you're sleeping!
Me: *on my phone until I literally can't keep my eyes open*
Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend

steveogers:

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

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